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Post by Ria on Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:19 am


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Post by Ria on Mon Mar 14, 2016 2:01 pm




*****Original flash mob*****
In 1832, 300 female convicts mooned the governor of Tasmania. It was said that in a “rare moment of collusion with the Convict women, the ladies in the Governor’s party could not control their laughter.”



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Post by Ria on Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:24 am


'I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.'

Spike Milligan (1918-2002)
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Post by Ria on Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:36 am

'You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained... I don’t want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction... I can get all that at home.'

Peter Cook (1937-1995)





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'My problem with the Grand Canyon is Americans are too proud of it for my liking. The Grand Canyon was like that when they found it! And it’s not like it was hard to find.'

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Post by Ria on Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:43 pm

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?"

Billy Connolly (November 24 1942-)



'A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.'

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“The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'”

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Post by Ria on Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:48 pm

I said to my father: "Dad, I want to get married."
He said: "Alright son, who do you want to marry?"
I said: "I'd like to marry Miss Green".
He said: "You can't".
I said: "Why not?"
He said: "She's your half-sister. When I was a lad I had a bike and I got around a bit."
I said: "Alright, I'll marry Miss White."
He said: "You can't, she's your half-sister. Forget about it."
Well, I was a bit despondent and I walked around and my mum said to me: "What's wrong with you?"
I said: "Well, I said to Dad I wanted to marry Miss Green and he said I couldn't because she's my half-sister. I said, "All right, I'll marry Miss White." He said: 'You can't, she's your half-sister."
She said: "Look, you go and marry which one you like. He's not your father anyway!"

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Post by Ria on Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:08 am

New Zealand 'cat burglar' caught stealing men's underwear


Brigit poses with her haul

A nocturnal "cat burglar" has been stealing dozens of socks and men's underwear in New Zealand.
In two months, six-year-old Tonkinese cat Brigit from Hamilton city brought back 11 pairs of underpants and more than 50 socks.
Her owner, Sarah Nathan, has documented her feline's strange obsession on a widely shared Facebook post.
"Now it's getting silly. Someone must be missing this stuff," she said in a post shared close to 500 times.
Ms Nathan told the BBC that the trouble first began when she started discovering "odd pieces" of underwear among her washing.

Brigit poses with her haul

A nocturnal "cat burglar" has been stealing dozens of socks and men's underwear in New Zealand.
In two months, six-year-old Tonkinese cat Brigit from Hamilton city brought back 11 pairs of underpants and more than 50 socks.
Her owner, Sarah Nathan, has documented her feline's strange obsession on a widely shared Facebook post.
"Now it's getting silly. Someone must be missing this stuff," she said in a post shared close to 500 times.
Ms Nathan told the BBC that the trouble first began when she started discovering "odd pieces" of underwear among her washing.
Brigit the cat, with her haulImage copyrightFacebook: Sarah Nathan
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Brigit's hunt has claimed 11 pairs of men's underpants and more than 50 socks
"They didn't belong to anyone in the house and one day Brigit walked into our lounge carrying a sock like a kitten," she said, adding that Brigit's unlucky victims were probably a nearby flat "full of blokes".
The family said it had also started distributing street flyers.
"Keeping cats indoors isn't common in New Zealand," said Ms Nathan.
"Brigit doesn't hunt birds or wildlife so it seems unnecessary and our neighbours have been very good natured about it.
"But we are moving to the country soon so hopefully she will run out of opportunity!"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35859813?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook
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